cheesy porn movie dream

I had this cheesy porn movie dream about Ashton Kutcher last night. He was the vending machine attendant at work, and he kept saying he had something to show me, something very special just for me. I thought he might have some Hostess Holiday Hopper Cupcakes stashed aside, so I said all right.

Once everyone left the lunchroom, he unzipped his pants and showed me his white underwear, and he was pretty darn proud of them, too. The next thing I knew we were totally doing it porn movie style on the tile floor in front of the vending machine, and I kept glancing up into the display case wondering why the Snackwell cookies were now located in the #69 slot instead of #159.

The only reason I think I dreamt about him was because I saw him on Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago, and he was doing a fake commercial about white underwear, where he was pretending to be Mr. Britney Spears, and he was rolling around in bed. Still, it makes me wonder how long does your brain keep stuff like that in storage for bizarre sex dreams.